Fix It Fixer! (Project Moon Riot Quest) (2025)

So just for fun, here are Jubokko's IC opinions on all the shop items:

[ ] Bottle Of Half Drunk Wine: The bottle is full, but apparently the wine inside of it will only get you half drunk? Who would even want to drink that? +35 To Requests With [Syndicate Busting] Tag. Part Of Three And A Third Adventurers Set. (Costs 150 Funds)

"Half drunk? Mou~ that is no fun, you need to be full drunk for the best parties!"

[ ] Chains Of Being: They seem to be made out of silver, and have a collection of common social courtesies burned into them. A demonstration by the creature behind the stall showed that not even the strongest members of our office were able to escape being bound in it. +20 To Requests With [Capture] or [Truly Abnormal] Tag. Part Of In Status Quo We Trust Set. (Costs 120 Funds)

"Think these would work with chat rules? Would be really nice to make it so that trolls can't try to mess up my streams."

[ ] Kangaroo Sized Judge Costume: Perfect for your first day in court, but why does the iner lining have Approved By Beholder Industries sewn into it? Opens Requests Tagged [Head-ache], +15 to [Head-ache] Tagged Requests. Part Of In Status Quo We Trust Set. (Costs 110 Funds)

"All rise for the honorable Judge Kangarooboko~"

[ ] Idiots Guide To Seducing Distortions: A slightly insulting guide that outlines several pick up lines, date locales, and topics to avoid, all meant to be used all meant to be used to get into a Distortions' pants. Or weird slimy tentacles. +20 To Requests With [Distortion] Tag, +5 To Requests With [Parade] Tag. Part Of Idiots Guide To Life Set. (Costs 100 Funds)

"Nozomi~ I got the perfect book for you!!"

[ ] Drunken Moonstone: Just holding it is enough to make even a Full Body Prosthetic user drunk off their ass, and the seller warns of liver damage if held by a normal human for over ten minutes. +10 to All Requests (Costs 95 Funds)

"No worries, my liver is super strong."

[ ] Gently Used Backup Unit: A humanoid robotic frame that looks like it used to be the property of a full body prosthetics user, the burn holes on the sides of its head are the only thing that show that it definitely isn't in use anymore. According to its seller, it will help our more metallic fixers maintain themselves easier somehow? +15 To All Requests (Costs 90 Funds)

"That might be useful, although we'll need to make sure everyone knows how to install the brain into the new body."

[ ] Blood Free Card: A card announcing that the organization named at the top is officially bloodfiend free as verified by a local Bloodfiend Hunter office. Unfortunately it expired two years ago. Unlocks [Bloodfiend] Tagged Requests, +10 to [Bloodfiend] Tagged Requests. Part Of Bloody Sundae Set. (Costs 89 Funds)

"Hmm this feels rather discriminatory."

[ ] Paint Shader: A paint roller that makes anything it is run across become darkend in color and become generally fainter and harder to see +10 to [Defense] Tagged Requests (Costs 87 Funds)

"Good for traps, but I'd need to keep it far away from my room."

[ ] Lightning In A Bottle: A glass mason jar stuffed with broccoli that constantly sparks with electricity, apparently it counts as a wealth charm. +3 Base Funds For All Requests (Costs 85 Funds)

"Yoich! Hey, I just wanted to try one!! Ouch! STOP ZAPPING ME!!"

[ ] G4N-8US73R: It's just a stack of pre-signed and approved paperwork, all of which quote the 'Regulation And Sale Of Firearms Act' to prevent INSERT NAME HERE from legally being shot. It won't be useful in a fight, but maybe the fines it promises could be a useful threat to gun users in The City? Unlocks [Thumb] Tagged Requests, +10 to [Thumb] Tagged Requests. Part Of When Paperwork Attacks Set (Costs 80 Funds)

"Huh, interesting. But I don't think it will do much against any of the Cow Boys back home."

[ ] Backup Legs: A box containing a set of legs that fit whatever the current legs the person holding them are. While it is nice for those with prosthetics, the freshly severed human legs are much less so. +10 to all Requests. (Costs 79 Funds)

"...resist making 'two left feet' joke, you need to save that for the right time."

[ ] Applewood Smoke: A pile of constantly burning logs that never burn to ashes but emit large amounts of smoke. Not a good tasting as they are good smelling. +10 to [Liu] or [Dieci] Tagged Requests. Part of A Balanced Breakfast Set. (Costs 77 Funds)

"Reminds me of our time in the Temple of Blazing Fire."
"And like that, all enjoyment of the smell is ruined."

[ ] Vibrating Camera Lense: Even when held perfectly still the camera it is in will always record like it is the middle of an earthquake, and The Head help you if you try to use it like a contact lens. +10 to [Mass Destruction] or [Sevens] Tagged Requests (Costs 75 Funds)

"Feels like this would just ruin my streams."

[ ] EXTREMEtenderizer: It pounds meat the force of a thousand suns and the rage of a hundred bulls. +15 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests (Costs 73 Funds)

"Oh! You must be Milky's friend!"

[ ] A…Sunstone?: It looks strikingly similar to M-Corps famous moonstones, but instead of regulating one's mind and preventing it from being overwhelmed, it exacerbates your emotions in all directions. -10 to all Mental Based Maluses. Part of What In God's Name Is That set. (Costs 70 Funds)

"....lets not. I don't want everyone feeling all my emotions."

[ ] Dream No More: A signed copy of a guide from N-Corp on how to stop yourself from lucid dreaming, it's unsurprising how popular the book is since so many Wings have lucid dreaming on their Taboo Index. +15 to Requests Tagged [Truly Abnormal]. Part Of A Good Night's Sleep Set (Costs 69 Funds)

"Would have preferred a guide to inducing lucid dreaming."

[ ] It Might Be A Segmented Box: But it also might just have had someone take a sword to it, seriously the cuts look clean but get rough when you look at it but get smoother when you really look but get rough when you really, really look but– +10 to [Truly Abnormal] or [Discount Detective] Tagged Requests. Part Of What In Gods Name Is That Set. (Costs 67 Funds)

"Huh, funny box. Doesn't look like it was cut by a Muramasa blade, they'd never leave a cut that rough."

[ ] Bismuth Anchor: Surprisingly effective at its job, though the sparkling crystal it is made of will grow in water and needs to be trimmed every now and again. +10 to [Syndicate Busting] Tagged Requests (Costs 65 Funds)

"So pretty~~~"

[ ] Basket Of Starberries: They look and taste like strawberries, but they also feel like stars. How does a strawberry radiate a strawberry scented heat?! Permanently double all Weekly Specials' Effects. Part of Wish Upon A Star set. (Costs 62 Funds)

"Nom~"

[ ] Seafoam And Aquamarine Scythe: The blade is a seafoam green and the handle is aquamarine blue, it works surprisingly well considering how unwieldy it is to hold. Visually and combat wise, I mean. +10 to All Requests (Costs 58 Funds)

"Hmm, it is certainly well balanced and I like it...but it doesn't feel right, something is missing."

[ ] The Yellow Pages: A book with fading yellow pages, it holds a bunch of names with what we assume to be their contact numbers. How and why does it contain the numbers of all Eight Chefs and the association heads? +5 to Requests Tagged [Syndicate Busting], [Bodyguarding], or With an Association Tag (Costs 55 Funds)

"...." *scratches out the phone numbers of the office members*

[ ] Bottled Soul: A slightly concerning purchase, while the seller assures that the screaming misty face is from a monster and not a human, well, its a screaming soul in a bottle. What other red flags do you need? +10 to [Discount Detective] Tagged Requests. Part of Bottled Alchemy Set. (Costs 53 Funds)

"....define 'monster'"

[ ] Broken/Whole-Bandages/Chains: Just looking at them makes your vision double, and god help you if you actually touch them. It's a length of {white bandages/faded chains} that will hopefully {heal the sick/condemn the guilty} and give you a really bad feeling no matter what. +10 to Requests Tagged [Capture] Or [Assasination]. Part of What In God's Name Is That Set. (Costs 50 Funds)

"Ow! My head hurts just looking at them~"

[ ] Firewood Stove: A portable, if heavy, brick stove fully stocked with wood. Anyone who cooks with it will instantly know when their dishes are done cooking inside of it. +15 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests. (Costs 49 Funds)

"That sounds perfect for camping!"

[ ] Beyond Rare Steak: I can't even call this a steak. It is just a slab of dead cow meat, I think I even saw a bunch of maggots in it! +15 to [Pest Control] Tagged Requests (Costs 48 Funds)

"Ew ew ew gross!"

[ ] Photo Of A

Traveler

Red Sun: It's an old polaroid photo, and the focus of it seems to be a man- there is a red sun over the rooftops, and the sight will stay with us forever. How nice it is that we have this photo to remember it with clarity. +10 to Requests With [Truly Abnormal] or ??? Tag. Part of The Last Sunset Set (Costs 47 Funds)

"♫ Red sun over paradise. ♫"

[ ] Clockwork Bird: A constantly wobbling clockwork bird, the seller impresses the importance of not letting it stop wobbling should it be purchased. +10 to [Truly Abnormal] or [Timey-Wimey] Tagged Requests. Part Of Time And Time Again Set. (Costs 46 Funds)

"Awww it is so cute~"

[ ] Shattered EGO: It looks like a collection of wax based weapons, but they have been shattered beyond repair. Just holding one makes you feel like your faith has been betrayed. -20 to all Maluses given by Distortions, Abnormalities and EGOists. (Costs 45 Funds)

"There is no greater pain than to have your faith betrayed."

[ ] Black Suit: A black suit that looks like it was really put through the wringer. Seriously, not even a thousand runs in the washer would get the blood and alcohol stains out. +15 to [Echoes Of The Pianist] Tagged Requests. Part Of When Silence Breaks Set. (Costs 43 Funds)

"It is a nice suit, but black really isn't my color."

[ ] Idiot's Guide To Pranks And Jokes: A guide filled with stick figures and pranks all insulting the reader. Be careful when you flip a page, more than a few are filled with various light hearted pranks to play on you. +5 to all Requests. Part of Idiots Guide To Life Set. (Costs 40 Funds)

"Hehe this is actually pretty funny."

[ ] Instant Bomb, Just Add Water: The rain might trigger the strange white mineral and cause a firestorm, but damn if it isn't effective at burning things! +15 to [Mass Destruction] Tagged Requests (Costs 39 Funds)

"I think I heard of this, it is some type of metal...alke-something."

[ ] Ever Bloody Rose: Well it's bright red, I don't know what more to say- How beautiful this flower is, I must ensure it stays healthy forevermore! What does it matter that my veins may empty with time? This beauty must be maintained at all costs! +10 to [Truly Abnormal] Or ??? Tagged Requests. Part Of In Blood, Absolution Set. (Costs 35 Funds)

"You are a hungry flower~ but don't be greedy, the rest also need to be watered."

[ ] Withering Hunger: A mouth that chews desperately at the air, seemingly begging for something or someone to eat. +15 to [Syndicate Busting] Requests (Costs 33 Funds)

"The first thing given up is your name, from there you become a beast. Only through deeds will you be granted a new name."

[ ] Anime Speech: A pre-written speech about the power of friendship and fighting for ones family. The bloodstains on it imply that it might not entire truthful about being unbeatable with friends at you side. +15 to [Bodyguard] Tagged Requests (Costs 33 Funds)

"Oh this is good! I need to try this at some point, ahem...In the name of Riotous Joy!"

[ ] Purple Speaker: A purple speaker blaring the truly awful music produced The Wonderful Parade, but at least this version could be turned down in volume +10 to [Parade] or [Discount Detective] Tagged Requests. Part of The Perfect Parade Set (Costs 32 Funds)

"This is for Nozomi, I'm sure she will love to be able to hear Lily's voice whenever she wants."

[ ] So Much Poison: Like wow, it is just a bag of like, of several dozen different poisons. Why would someone even need this much poison? +10 to [Shi] or [Asasination] Tagged Requests(Costs 31 Funds)

"Kami that is a lot of poison. Hmm? Oh this stuff is great once mixed into booze!!"

[ ] Poor Man's Gold: It looks to all the world like a shining chunk of gold, but the seller reveals that it is really a collection of coal and iron shavings that just looks like gold. Somehow. +15 to Requests Tagged [Pest Control] (Costs 30 Funds)

"Doesn't matter, it is pretty and I like it. Makes great bait."

[ ] Blank Purple Book: While it looks eerily similar to the one used by members of The Middle, the closer you look the more flaws there are, plus it lacks and even rejects any writing placed within it. +15 to Requests With [Middle] Tag. Part of Middling Devotion Set. (Costs 29 Funds)

"Maybe we should try some calligraphy instead? That might work....nope!"

[ ] Dead Man's Switch: It looks like your average switch lever, but there is an unknown skeleton with a death grip on the handle. +10 to [Shi] Tagged Requests. Part Of Memento Mori Set. (Costs 28 Funds)

"Allas poor Jorgen, he died as he lived....unable to let go of his shaft."

[ ] Weight On A String: Strong enough to heavily tug at the hand holding it without tearing it off, people who hold it are filled with memories of loved ones. +10 to [Ring] tagged Requests (Costs 28 Funds)

"Reminds me of the Red String Monkey technique...at least it doesn't affect our mind."

[ ] Pizza Crust: A perfect circle of Pizza Crusts in an orange cardboard box, anything put into the box will slowly turn into pizza with random toppings. Anyone want a slice of pineapple and anchovy? +5 to all Project Rolls (Costs 28 Funds)

"Pizza is soo~ tasty, I get a box from this one restaurant at least once every couple weeks. Until they were turned into a parade float, which is a pity.

[ ] Aged Ice: Supposedly it has been around since The City was founded, and given the lack of any moisture coming off of it even while under a heat lamp, the claim may be true. +15 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests (Costs 28 Funds)

"What secrets do you hold? Tell me~"

[ ] Parades Anthem: Sing the song our conductor demands of us, dance the steps consuming our mind, even if it is weakened by recording is it not the most WONDERFUL thing you have ever heard? +10 to [Parade] or [Discount Detective] Tagged Requests. (costs 27 Funds)

"Another for the Nozomi pile~"

[ ] A Pink Diamond: The gemstone is the size of your fist, and yes it will shift size to make that true, and seems to be vibrating to the tune of an unknown yet catchy song. +15 to [W-Corp] Tagged Requests (Costs 26 Funds)

"This...it feels familiar. Wonder why?"
"Ask Nox, once the time is right."

[ ] Cross Eyed Eagle: It looks like a taxidermy of one of the Outskirts' many beasts, specifically the gale-force-eagle, but its four eyes are pointed in all directions and three tongs loll out of its mouth. Unlocks [Outskirts] Tagged Requests, +10 to [Outskirts] Tagged Requests(Costs 25 Funds)

"When dealing with a monster with multiple eyes/ears or exceptionally sharp senses, loud noises and sudden bright lights can be used to stun them for a time."

[ ] Numbers Game: A…game? Not even the shopkeeper is entirely sure what it is meant to be, but they're pretty sure it is meant to teach people numbers, and give them terrible migraines. You know, I II III IV, the kind of stuff that gives you a head splitting ache in your brain if you think about it too long. Also, there's something about architecture in there? Permanent +10 to all Project rolls. Part of What In God's Name Is That set. (Costs 25 Funds)

"Oh I want to play a game!! We can make up the rules as we play."

[ ] Well, I Think It Used To Be A Sweater: It is hard to tell considering how many holes have been ripped into it, and it is impossible to tell if it was originally red or if it is just blood, and admittedly the supposed sleeves look more like rags than what the seller purported them to be, and– +15 to [Shi] Tagged Requests Part of What In God's Name Is That set. (Costs 25 Funds)

"Pity, this was a good sweater."

[ ] Shimmering Cloth: A shimmering fabric that catches the eye and stimulates the senses, as the person looking at it will expand upon with many, many words. Seriously they had to be dragged away from the thing. -500 to Reputation Costs For All Uniform Revision Options (Costs 24 Funds)

"Hmm, nice cloth. I'd imagine it would be good for our next uniform upgrade."

[ ] Dreamer: It is just a cat? Sure it is asleep and has been asleep the entire visit, but the seller claims it has the unnerving ability to get people to do what it wants just by dreaming of them doing it, but, again, is that not just a cat? +10 To [Pest Control] or [Office Politics] Tagged Requests. Part Of A Good Night's Sleep Set (Costs 24 Funds)

"Neko~ Neko~ Mew~ mew~"

[ ] Spotless Parade Uniform: A perfectly preserved uniform for a member of the Wonderful Parade, with not even a wrinkle on its bright white sleeves. Curiously putting it on will fill the mind with a constant rendition of the parade's terrible music. +10 to {Parade] and [Truly Abnormal] Tagged Requests. Part Of The Perfect Parade Set (Costs 23 Funds)

"Well Nozomi does need to look her best for their first date~"

[ ] Potted Meat: I don't think that means what the seller thinks it means, but the pot with a supposed 'bacon bonsai' planted in it is still for sale. But if the Office doesn't want it, it also has a 'ham tree' for sale– +10 to [Ingredients] Tagged Requests(Costs 23 Funds)

"I don't think I've ever cultivated a ham tree. Would it grow adult pigs like fruit?" \

[ ] Misfiled Paperwork: A five meter tall pile of paperwork with mismatching names and content, and though they bare the names of several small businesses the names of the Hana association and Sevens association really stick out on most of them. +5 to [Hana] or [Sevens] Tagged Requests. Part Of Associated Failures Set. (Costs 22 Funds)

"Ahhh....Nozomi handle it!!" *Throws Nozomi at the paperwork*

[ ] Food Grimoire: A book listing out a thousand ways to cook food with supposedly magical effects, why would you ever want to summon a pastry demon? +10 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests (Costs 22 Funds)

"Hmm, step 1) draw a circle in gravy while chanting the name of the demon you want to summon. Seems simple enough."

[ ] Broken Office Sign: A sign denoting that the building it is attached to is the base of a Fixer office, though this one seems to have been roughly cracked down the middle. +10 to [Office Politics] Tagged Requests (Costs 21 Funds)

"Huh, we do need a sign, don't we?"

[ ] Bolt Of Htolc: It looks like your average bolt of cloth, but it deconstructs anything it touches? Pls the stuff increases in length every time someone tries to cut it? How does this even get made and what use is it if we cannot even cut parts of it off? -5 Funds Cost For All Uniform Revision Options. Part of What In God's Name Is That set. (Costs 21 Funds)

"That seems like an extremely dangerous thing to wear on your body."

[ ] Butchers Knife: An achingly familiar knife taken from…somewhere…this weapon fits perfectly in the hands of whoever holds it, and seems to guide the wielder to make cuts that make their opponent bleed heavily Permanent +10 for all Requests. (Costs 20 Funds)

"Perfect! We've been needing a new kitchen knife."

[ ] Empty Bowl: It's just a white porcelain bowl with nothing in it, and anything put into it just immediately disappears. What is this a metaphor or something? +10 to [Pest Control] or [Dieci] Tagged Requests Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 19 Funds)

"You thinking what I am thinking?"
"Of course, but I am worried that using it as a trash can might have unintended consequences."

[ ] Pound Of Cure: A pound of a strange reddish brown substance that, when consumed, will make a person immune to illness for several days. +5 to Office Reaction Rolls (Costs 19 Funds)

"....wish we had this for Usagi."
"We both know that what happened to her was no disease."

[ ] Cyber Horse: A fully mechanical coin operated horse, looking like it was taken right out of a Y-Corp bit ranch. +15 to [Devyat] Tagged Requests (Costs 18 Funds)

"Horsie!! Aww it is so cute!"

[ ] Tarnished Gold Chains: A gold chain necklace that, while not rusting, has clearly not been maintained in a long while. +15 to [Middle] Tagged Requests. Part Of Middling Devotion Set. (Costs 18 Funds)

"Looks like someone lost their jewelry."

[ ] Faceless Mask: The Mask Is Blank, Has Always Been Blank, And Will Always Be Blank. Opens [Infiltration] Tagged Requests. Part of Refuge In Mediocrity set. (Costs 18 Funds)

"What is the purpose of a mask, to hide from the outside world?"
"Or hide the world from the monster underneath."

[ ] The Perfect Shield For Every Occasion: It has about a hundred different length extensions and expansions packed into it, but the back looks more like a switchboard than a shield. +15 to [Bodyguard] Tagged Requests Part Of An Armory For Guardians Set. (Costs 17 Funds)

"Have at you!...nah, this isn't my style."

[ ] Bloodletting Wood: Just touching the plank offered by the seller caused a bunch of scabbed over wounds to begin bleeding again, but what would it do if embedded into a person? +10 to [Assassin] and ??? Tagged Requests. Part Of Medical Maladaptation Set. (Costs 17 Funds)

Touches wood and dozens of injuries open up on her body, "This is fine."

[ ] Dissociating Laugh Track: Just listening to it is enough to make someone have a disassociation fit within moments, or your mental health back! +15 to [Syndicate Busting] Tagged Requests. Part of All The World's A Stage Set. (Costs 16 Funds)

"I feel like this often detracts from the comedy, rather than add to it."

[ ] Shining Parade Banner: A banner often seen waved by various paraders around DIstrict 23. Perhaps buying this isn't the best idea PR wise. +5 to [Parade] Or [Discount Detective] Tagged Requests. Part Of The Perfect Parade Set. (Costs 16 Funds)

"Nozomi! Wave the flag of your love!!"

[ ] Disastrous Tumble: It looks like a shot chaser and according to the seller anyone who drinks from it will soon have a terrible injury befall them. +5 to All Requests. Part Of Medical Maladaptation Set. (Costs 16 Funds)

"This is why I prefer to drink from Sake cups or gourds."

[ ] Sodden Ship Wheel: It is a rich looking wheel that is still waterlogged to the touch, there was a name on it but it has been worn away by the tide. Unlocks [Shipwright] Tagged Requests. Part Of Fear The Mutineer Set. (Costs 15 Funds)

"I don't like the water, to imagine dying beneath those unforgiving waves...may they one day find their way home."

[ ] It's Probably A Porkchop: I mean, it looks and tastes like one? Admittedly the various tumors that appeared all over it after it was cut doesn't exactly give confidence to the taste testers. +10 to [Syndicate Busting] Tagged Requests. Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 15 Funds)

"It tastes like bacon at least."

[ ] A Cup Full Of Dreams: It is a cup with a deep well of water inside, and within its reflection a bevy of twinkling stars are seen. +15 to [Outskirts] Tagged Requests. ???. Part of Wish Upon A Star set. (Costs 15 Funds)

"...are the stars the same as that time Usagi? Do you still remember me, wherever you are now?"
"I'm sure she does."
"I know she does, even if she is worlds away...our love won't be broken."

[ ] RGB Stone: A constantly glowing whetstone that switches between blue, green and red light at random intervals. Surprisingly good at sharpening things, though not recommended for those fixers suffering from epilepsy +5 to All Requests (Costs 15 Funds)

"It is like a dance party~"

[ ] Lowest Bar: A metal pipe that is always at the lowest point in the room it is in, even if that lowest point is five miles below ground. +5 to all Projects (Costs 14 Funds)

"Perfect for a limbo tournament."

[ ] Spinning Coin: A ten Ahn coin that spins and spins and spins and never, shall and will never, stop spinning. +10 to [The Broke God] Tagged Requests (Costs 14 Funds)

"Spinning spinning all day long~ spinning spinning all day long~"

[ ] Feasting Table: A long lavishly decorated table, perfect for hosting a grand banquet! Chairs are not included. +10 to [Office Politics] Tagged Requests. (Costs 13 Funds)

"This would look great in the break room!"

[ ] Special Hat: A conical cap with the word Dunce scratched out and written over with special learner. +5 to [Dieci] Tagged Requests (Costs 13 Funds)

"This seems like a bad way to teach someone."

[ ] Burning Wad Of Bills: Just looking at it is enough to make any accountant's heart bleed, especially with how the hundred thousand Ahn bills crinkle as they burn. +200 Base Reputation From Requests. (Costs 12 Funds)

"I don't see what the issue is, I sometimes burn Ahn when it gets cold at night."

[ ] Crash And Burn: This is just a bunch of splinters and poorly welded metal, why is it so expensive? +5 to Office Reaction Rolls. (Costs 12 Funds)

"Maybe it is made of something expensive? Honestly I have no idea."

[ ] Plastic Scone: A collection of colorful plastic scones, all of which are about as tasty as one would expect them to be. +5 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests. Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 11 Funds)

"Nom!...ow! I hurt my teeth."

[ ] Recording Of A Song That Has Never Been Sung: Just the sample the shopkeeper played was amazing and catchy, and the tunes seemed inspiring to the fixers that heard it. I wonder where it was recorded? Permanent +5 to [Canard] and [Urban Myth] tagged Requests. Part of The Never-Was Kingdom set. (Costs 10 Funds)

"Wonder who wrote this song? It is wonderful."

[ ] Broken Mirror: It's not that it has been shattered, it's just that it won't reflect anyone. Seriously, it reflects the surroundings just fine, but the second a person walks by it just stops working! Not to mention how it spreads to other mirrors if you leave it alone! Permanent +5 to all [Defense] tagged Requests. (Costs 10 Funds)

"I really want to use this to prank some people."

[ ] A License To Cook: The Hana can be asinine about this kind of thing, but honestly making and buying drugs are the least dangerous thing in The CIty. Unless we're talking about Enkephalin, that stuff will ruin your life. Opens Requests with [Drugs] Tag. (Costs 10 Funds)

"I did not know that you needed a license for that."

[ ] Unidentified Syrup: It smells horrible but there is something darkly tantalizing about it. +10 to [Lobotomy] Tagged Requests. Part Of Smoke Inhalation Set.

".....Nom!"

[ ] Prize Winning Chili: Winning prize of 'most toxic dish not made of literal sewage' thirty years running, and you can tell just by looking at it. +10 to [Oufi] Tagged Requests (Costs 8 Funds)

"Note to self, have a super spicy chili eating contest/stream."

[ ] Weird Beeping Machine: It looks like a heart rate monitor, but since it just randomly gives off beeps with no regard for its actual measurements it is worse than useless in that niche. +5 to Office Reaction Rolls. Part of Medical Maladaptation Set. (Costs 7 Funds)

"Beep~ beep~ beeeeep~"

[ ] Junior Assistant Dishwasher Nametag: Overly large to fit the text and equally as insulting for the same reason. At least whoever wears this is motivated to get prompted just to get it off? +10 to [Ingredient] Tagged Requests (Costs 6 Funds)

"Wasn't that our first job when we got to this district?"
"I remember, it sucked and I am glad we quit before the Eight Chefs burnt that place to the ground and salted the earth."

[ ] Parcel Bomb: Check your mail. You can trust me. +10 to [Assasination] Tagged Requests. (Costs 6 Funds)

"The doll is certainly not a bomb~"

[ ] Onion Soup: A constantly steaming bowl of Onion Soup, and I do mean steaming. Even touching the bowl is enough to give even a prosthetic throat second degree burns. +5 to [Liu] Tagged Requests Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 5 Funds)

"Tasty, although I prefer Onions fried in oil."

[ ] Dipping Sauce: What is it made of exactly? Dipping sauce, it is made of, used for, and created for dipping sauce. +5 to [Devyat] Tagged Requests Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 5 Funds)

"Wait....this is the famous Sichuan sauce!!"

[ ] Acid Sandwich: Exactly what it says on the tin, but since the acid drips it will have to mooved every once in a while to not be infused with it. +5 to [Shi] Tagged Requests. Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 5 Funds)

"Too spicy for me, but it might work to catch anyone stealing food from the fridge."

[ ] Bloody Rare Steak: Sir, I asked for a steak and you seem to have given me a cow. +5 to [Sevens] Tagged Requests. Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Set (Costs 5 Funds)

"Mooo."
"I don't think the steak is supposed to do that."

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